First Post: Red and Green - An (almost) Love Story

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Okay, this was posted on 4chan's /ck/, as a result of me wanting to share the story of two of my friends. Not much of an intro is needed since I wrote out the whole story.

Red is a full fledged fag. He has a thing for the misunderstood little dumb shit emo type guys, it's the mother-faggot in him. Green used to fit the bill perfectly. When they met, Green was fairly homophobic and thought everyone hated him, felt like he was the only real person in a world of robots, etc etc etc. Red has apparently dealt with a lot of dumb crazies (including his family, apparently half of them are schizos or something) so he started talking to Green and giving him advice and shit like that.

This lead to them doing a lot of shit together. They became best friends of a sort, and people thought they were actually going out together. During this time is when Green tells Red, "You've been making me doubt my sexuality, ever since I met you." Or something along those lines. This basically opened the flood gates for Red - he doesn't usually fall this hard for straight guys. It's the possibility of a relationship that usually fucks him up, and that was what Green gave him. So for the next day after Green told Red, Red's talking to me and talking about how anxious he is and how he doesn't know how a relationship between the two would really work, seeing as how Green's pretty much a total noob to any kind of faggotry. Well, Green tells him the next night that he was mistaken, that he's really straight, and that he doesn't care if people think they're a couple, because he likes his relationships with his friends to be close, almost as if they were a couple. Red basically breaks down and tells him how that really messed him up, because it gave him hope for something that he shouldn't have. Green goes "I'm not about to break up with my girlfriend for a guy." (Yeah, Green had a girlfriend at the time, but Green and Red were spending more time together than Green and his girlfriend were.) Anyways, Red saw what Green said as "Wait till I break up with my girlfriend." Because Red is an idiot.

Anyways, nothing much happens other than Red fawning over Green for a while, until Green breaks up with his gf, because Red asked him why he was together with her when they didn't spend time together and didn't seem to like each other anymore, so Green does it. He apparently had been thinking about it for some time, but he lacks assertiveness so he was waiting for a reason to do it, and apparently Red gave him that reason.

So, Green breaks up, Red's all happy as fuck for a couple of weeks, Green seems to be happy as well. Then Green asks Red, "what do you think about me dating my childhood sweetheart?" Red, being the overdramatic fag he is pretty much explodes and tells Green that he likes him more than he should, that it's been like that for a long time (this was about half a year after the whole “I’m a fag but wait I’m not” deal.) Green’s reaction was actually funny, he didn’t know how to deal with it, he kept asking Red to stop talking about it. Red told him then that Green shouldn’t worry about it, that he’d get over it. I think Red was thinking Green was disgusted or something. Anyways, fast forward a while, Green’s going off to college, breaks up with his childhood sweetheart, Red’s kind of happy, Green gets to college, Green’s depressed because he’s missing his sweetheart. Red’s overly jealous throughout this whole time. He went into bitch mode for some reason, some days he seemed really hyper, other days he was really sad/pissed off/jealous of his ex and the sweetheart ex. Green decides to completely stop talking to his most recent ex in order to try and get over her. He apparently can’t, cries a lot, Red doesn’t really know what to do (they’re both 21 and under, btw, so they’re dumbshits at emotions.)

After a while Red thinks “fuck this shit” because he notices his moody behavior, stops talking to Green for two months after sending him a long, long letter. Green basically replies “I’d go gay for you but I don’t know if I should do that, but I’m going to keep an open mind” or something. Two weeks later Red apparently feels overcome with the need to ask Green if there’s a possibility for a relationship. Green doesn’t say no. And what Red claims fucked him over was that Green went “I don’t want anything more with you now, but we both know that that could change, easily, and for any reason.” Basically Green didn’t squash Red’s emotions. Dunno if this is because Green actually likes Red, or what, but Red basically bawls his little eyes off, a month and a half later continues talking to Green.

At this time he’s upfront about it. He says he likes Green too much, but that he’s not going to try to get over Green, and that he’s not going to apologize for it. And that if it hurts to see Green with someone else, then he’ll deal with the pain, but not with liking Green. Green basically says nothing to this. Then Red finds out that Green started talking to his childhood ex again, flips a shit, keeps it fairly together until Green goes back to his hometown, for Christmas break. This is where shit started getting real bad…Green comes home, calls Red tells him that his childhood ex picked him up. Starts talking about how the ride was “eventful” (Red was pissed at this apparently, because it made him think they fucked or something.) Christmas morning Green wakes up unhappy, bitches with Red about christmas. Then later that same day Green is suddenly all cheery, Red asks why, Green idiotically goes “because I’m going lingerie shopping with Chelsea (the childhood sweetheart). I love Christmas.” Red flips a shit. I think Red didn’t talk to him for the rest of the day, Green feels like shit for apparently not realizing he was being a prick. The next day Green says he’s going to spend the weekend with Chelsea, Red flips another jealous shit, though to be fair this one wasn’t as bad as the other one. Monday rolls around and Green hasn’t spoken to Red at all. Tuesday morning Green gives him a call and tells him he’s sorry he hadn’t spoken to Red at all, that he didn’t mean to, and that he was going to be at home the rest of the day. Since Red doesn’t live in the same hometown as Green, Red assumes they’re going to go play online games or some shit. Green doesn’t go online at all for the rest of the day. Red gets angrier and angrier by the hour. By the end of the day Red is apparently telling all his friends how he wants to punch the shit out of Green, and how he wants to tell him what a sad little bitch emo boy fag he is (or something along those lines.) He bitched, a LOT. That was yesterday. Last night he texted Green and asked if Green forgot to tell him he wasn’t going to be around yesterday too. Red says Green’s reply was something like, “I should’ve thought to call, sorry I didn’t my internet wasn’t working.” Red is about to flip a shit on Green but thinks better of it and instead goes outside to chain smoke. (And tells everyone he’s doing it, he’s an attention whore sometimes…)

Anyways. All this picks up with this conversation:

That convo was this morning. Red just called me to tell me how he feels fairly shitty, but overall better than when he was angry/extremely hurt. He apparently has moments where thinking about Green and Chelsea being together doesn't bother him. He's probably in shock and will be back to his bitchy mood soon, though he's mentioned that he wants to completely break down and basically be Green's dog, or something like that. I think what he meant was that he'd just be Green's friend, regardless of how Green hurts him, intentionally or unintentionally.

Oh and btw, It's his birthday tomorrow. All this drama over christmas and his birthday is rather hilarious.

Red should just get over Green and either move on or accept they’re just going to be friends, but since Red’s a fag apparently he can’t. Prolly doesn’t help that Green seems unsure or at least, won’t reject him like most straight guys would.

P.S. The reason I added Food into the title is because chances are, I'll post random recipes on here. Though considering how much drama tends to occur between Green and Red they won't be many...